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Lyrics [Intro – Spoken, pompous narrator] 🎺 “And now for something completely disturbing…” ⸻ [Verse 1] I’ve got twenty quid and a dastardly plan, To woo the ladies like no sane man can! I’ll post an ad that screams “I’m mad!” With a monocle, ferret, and me dear ol’ Dad. ⸻ [Chorus – Full choir with kazoos] 🎶 All women love a bastard! (Hooray!) Send your heart to this disaster! (Olé!) If you’re sane, you’ll never last, But if you’re bonkers, love’s a blast! ⸻ [Verse 2 – Tap dance break with random sheep bleating] I’ll list my hobbies: taxidermy pies, Juggling stoats and hypnotizing flies. Dinner’s at eight with a side of dread— And tea with a skull named Nigel instead! ⸻ [Bridge – Gregorian monks chanting] 💀 “Psycho, psycho, psycho-date, Click the link and seal your fate!” ⸻ [Final Chorus – Explosion of silly noises] 🎶 All women love a bastard! (Yay!) Lobster thermidor’s my password! (Eh?) If Jen won’t pay me twenty quid, I’ll marry a cactus—like my Uncle Sid! ⸻ [Outro – Spoken over kazoo solo] “And thus, romance was never the same again…”

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