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Cartman Milks a Dog Using the Red Rocket Method - SOUTH PARK

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Cartman interrupts the reverie of Stan and Kyle's destruction of Jennifer Lopez to show them how to milk a dog. "Proper Condom Use" S05 Subscribe to South Park: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7R27sAWc_DqOldtI1JcYhQ?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more South Park: https://www.youtube.com/southpark About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/southpark Twitter: https://twitter.com/southpark Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/southpark #SouthPark #SouthParkS05 EXT. BUS STOP - DAY We see a somewhat burnt Jennifer Lopez sitting in a somewhat charred car. STAN SO! WE MEET AGAIN, JENNIFER LOPEZ!!! Kyle and Stan's heads lower into frame, showing that it was just a toy Jennifer Lopez and car. KYLE No, no, PLEASE! This time I SWEAR I'll won't make any more albums or movies!!! STAN That's what you said last time! But obviously we must now resort to more drastic measures... Stan holds up a magnifying glass and after a few seconds, Jennifer Lopez' head starts to smoke. KYLE OH GOD IT BURNS!!! IT BUR-HURNS!!! STAN SCREAM FOR ME, BITCH! KYLE AAAAGHHH!! Lopez' head melts. STAN AND KYLE Woa, awesome! Cartman comes running in, out of breath. CARTMAN You guys! You guys! Come here! You gotta check this out! STAN Oh no, what now? CARTMAN No, you guys, this is REALLY cool. Come on! The boys follow Cartman out of frame. EXT. KENNY'S HOUSE - DAY Kenny is keeping a dog by his side by holding his arm around it. Cartman walks up with Stan and Kyle. KYLE What's this all about Kenny? KENNY Mrph rmphm rmhp rmh!!! CARTMAN Watch this! It's so funny! Come here, Garland. Come on! The dog walks over to Cartman. Cartman reaches under the dog and starts to jack it's little wee-wee. CARTMAN (CONT'D) Huh-huh... Huh-huh... After a few seconds, the dog rolls over on its back and starts to moan as Cartman jacks it. CARTMAN (CONT'D) Good dog! Red Rocket! Red rocket! Stan and Kyle look at each other and then at Kenny. Kenny claps his hands with excitement. Cartman continues to jack the dog. CARTMAN (CONT'D) Red rocket! Red rocket! Huh-huh! STAN Cartman what the hell are you doing? CARTMAN I'm milking the dog. They make dog milk. KYLE No they don't! KENNY (Yeah they do!) CARTMAN Yeah, just hold on a minute, the fifth graders showed us how to do it. RED ROCKET! COME ON, DOG! RED ROCKET! Oh-HOH!!!! Finally, the dog howls in ecstasy, and a very teeny amount of white drops shoot in the air. STAN Woa, cool! KYLE That's awesome! CARTMAN I told you guys! STAN I had no idea dogs made milk. Do it again. CARTMAN Dumb ass, you can only milk a dog once every few hours. It doesn't work if you Beat Off a dog again right away. KYLE 'Beat off'? CARTMAN That's what it's called when you milk a dog. Beating it off. Don't you guys know anything? STAN Wow, you learned all this from the fifth graders? CARTMAN Yeah, I guess that they thought we were cool so they showed us how to do it. Another dog walks into frame. CARTMAN (CONT'D) Hey! Come here, dog! Dog, come here!

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