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Cartman Swimming Through Pee - SOUTH PARK

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Mr. Garrison is falling apart because he still can't find Mr. Hat. The boys warn Cartman that if he takes swimming lessons, he'll be swimming in first grader pee. "Summer Sucks" S02 Subscribe to South Park: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7R27sAWc_DqOldtI1JcYhQ?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more South Park: https://www.youtube.com/southpark About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/southpark Twitter: https://twitter.com/southpark Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/southpark #SouthPark #SouthParkS02 OUTH PARK STREET - DAY The boys are building a "snowman" out of rocks, sticks and dirt. KYLE (singing) Dusty the dirtball... STAN Why does everything have to suck so bad in summer? Mr. Garrison walks up. He looks like total shit. He is unshaven and shaking. KYLE Hey look, it's Mr. Garrison. MR. GARRISON Hello children. How is your summer going. STAN Summer sucks ass, Mr. Garrison. KYLE Hey, have you found Mr. Hat yet? MR. GARRISON Oh, oh, that old thing? Why, I almost forgot he was gone. I don't need Mr. Hat. STAN That's good. MR. GARRISON Mr. Hat is just a puppet. KYLE Yup. MR. GARRISON Mr. Hat isn't real. STAN Right. Mr. Garrison just stands there and blinks for a long time. Finally, he just walks away. The boys go back to their snowman. CARTMAN Hey you guys, my mom signed me up for swimming lessons at the community pool. You wanna come? Stan, Kyle and Kenny crack up laughing. STAN Swimming lessons? Dude, that is the lamest thing I've ever heard. CARTMAN It is not! STAN Everyone knows that the first graders pee in the community pool. KYLE Yea, Cartman, you're swimming around in first grader pee. CARTMAN AY! I am not swimming around in pee! STAN Whatever, dude. CARTMAN My mom says that if I take swimming lessons, I could be in the Olympics someday. KYLE Yea, the Fat Ass Olympics. CARTMAN I'm trying to make the best out of a bad situation! I don't need to hear crap from a bunch of hippie freaks living in denial!! CARTMAN Screw you guys, I'm going home! STAN But Cartman.... CARTMAN Uh. Screw you guys..... home. Cartman storms off. STAN What does he mean 'living in denial'? KYLE Dude, it's Cartman, he's just being a dumbass like always. They stick a carrot-nose in the snowman's dirt head. STAN There, how does that look? KYLE Like a big hunk of dirt with a carrot sticking out of it. STAN Ah, crap! EXT. COMMUNITY POOL - DAY A few children play and frolic in the pool. Cartman is standing outside the pool in his swimming trunks, but still wearing his little blue hat. Cartman walks up slowly to the edge of the pool and sticks a toe in. CARTMAN AGH! He runs further away. The LIFEGUARD, dressed in a red swimsuit, blows her whistle. LIFEGUARD Okay kids, everyone in the pool! A few more kids jump in. Cartman is left alone at the other end. LIFEGUARD Come on, Eric we're gonna start now! CARTMAN Nuh-uh. LIFEGUARD Just jump in. CARTMAN I don't wanna. LIFEGUARD It's not going to hurt you, hon, just do it. Cartman takes a deep breath, then jumps into the water. CARTMAN BLAH! UGH!! LIFEGUARD There you go! Now just let the first graders swim by you, and then head towards us. CARTMAN Huh? First Graders??? Just then, three little FIRST GRADERS merrily swim by. They pause in front of Cartman, and some of the water turns yellow. CARTMAN HEY!! AW!!!! WEAK!! WEAK!! The first graders swim on by. CARTMAN Oh, you sons a bitches!!

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