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Mr. Garrison finally reveals IT to the masses. The strange motions required to operate the vehicle still beat what you have to go through at the airport. "The Entity" S05 Subscribe to South Park: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7R27sAWc_DqOldtI1JcYhQ?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more South Park: https://www.youtube.com/southpark About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/southpark Twitter: https://twitter.com/southpark Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/southpark #SouthPark #SouthParkS05 INT. MR. GARRISON'S GARAGE - DAY Garrison has setup his garage for a grand presentation like the kind you would see on an infomercial. Garrison has even gone as far as putting 'IT' logos in various spots of the garage. The billionaire investors are sitting in rows of chairs facing the presentation and the garage doors. Along with the six we mentioned earlier, there are 6 more made up rich investor looking types sitting in the chairs. The 'IT' is covered with a canvas. Garrison takes his place next to it and begins his presentation. MR. GARRISON Gentlemen, Imagine being able to travel safely at incredibly fast speeds, and NOT having to go to the STUPID FART FACE AIRPORTS. The investors seem intrigued. MR. HAT That sounds incredible, Mr. Garrison! MR. GARRISON It IS incredible, Mr. Hat. And what makes it possible, is IT'S patented gyroscope design. Gentlemen, I give you - IT. Garrison removes the canvas, and we see IT for the first time. A sleek, simple but sophisticated piece of machinery. INVESTORS (Clapping) Oooh... STEVE FORBES Nice! DONALD TRUMP Sleek! MR. GARRISON It gets over 300 miles to the gallon, and is safely capable of speeds of over 200 miles per hour. INVESTORS WOW!!! BILL GATES This will change everything! STEVE JOBS We're going to have to rethink CITIES! Garrison steps into the IT. MR. GARRISON IT is easily operated using FOUR flexigrip handles. Two of them are on each side. (Jacking the left hand side) Left side for throttle- (Jacking the right side) Right side for steering. The rich guys look at each other. MR. GARRISON (CONT'D) The third flexigrip is very gently inserted into the anus, to keep the driver in place- Garrison presses a button and the rear rod goes up his ass. MR. GARRISON (CONT'D) Uh... INVESTORS (Pained) Oooh... MR. GARRISON Oh... There we go... Now the final flexigrip is directly in front of the driver so that it's small switches can be operated with the mouth. Garrison goes down on the rod in front of him. MR. GARRISON (CONT'D) Put the four together, and we're ready to go!!! Garrison sits in the machine sucking it off, jacking it off, and getting fucked in the ass by it. Within a few seconds, it takes off at a great speed. The investors all turn around quickly as the burst of wind blows by them. STEVE JOBS Oh my God! STEVE FORBES Look at it go!!! BILL GATES But the way it works... Do you really think people go through that to travel? STEVE FORBES Hey... It still beats what you go through at the airports. INVESTORS True/That's True/etc.
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