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The trial begins and Cochrane uses the Chewbacca Defense, a technique so advanced nobody understands it. Chef's found guilty. "Chef Aid" S02 Subscribe to South Park: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7R27sAWc_DqOldtI1JcYhQ?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more South Park: https://www.youtube.com/southpark Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop #SouthPark #SouthParkS02 INT. CARTMANâS HOUSE - DAY The boys are all sitting on Cartmanâs couch watching TV ANGLE - TELEVISION A news reporter stands in front of the courthouse. NEWS REPORTER And so on this fifteenth day of what is considered to be the most important trial of the... day... Johnnie Cochran has appeared to defend Capitalist Records. The question now is... Will Cochran use his famous Chewbacca defense? ANGLE - BOYS CARTMAN Whatâs a Chewbacca defense? KYLE I donât know. STAN Thatâs what Cochran used in the O.J. Simpson trial. CARTMAN God damn I hate that Cochran guy. If he was here in front of me Iâd be like âAY! YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!! YOU -- I BET -- HOWâD YOU LIKE ME TO KICK YOU IN THE NUTS?!â KYLE (Eating) Iâm sure that would scare the hell out of him, Cartman. INT. COURTROOM - DAY Kyleâs dad is pacing back and forth in front of the jury. KYLEâS DAD And so, in summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Youâve heard the version of my clientâs song recorded over twenty years ago, youâve heard the EXACT SAME song produced by these cheats in the past month. Iâd say itâs pretty much an open and shut case. Make the right decision. Thank you. One jury guy claps. Kyleâs dad sits back down next to Chef. KYLEâS DAD Weâve got âem. Chef smiles. JUDGE Mr. Johnnie Cochran, your closing arguments? Cocharan gets up from his seat and starts pacing. JOHNNIE COCHRAN Ladies and gentlemen of the SUPPOSED jury... Chefâs attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote âStinky Britchesâ ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! The jury listens, intrigued. JOHNNIE COCHRAN (contâd) But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury... I have one final thing I want you to consider... Cochran pulls down a chart with a picture of Chewbacca. JOHNNIE COCHRAN (contâd) Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is CHEWbacca. Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet Kashyyk. But Chewbacca LIVES on the planet ENDOR... Now think about that... That DOESNâT MAKE SENSE! The jury looks confused. KYLEâS DAD Dammit! CHEF What? KYLEâS DAD Heâs using the Chewbacca defense! JOHNNIE COCHRAN (contâd) Why would a Wookie, an EIGHT FOOT TALL Wookie want to live on endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? THAT DOES not MAKE SENSE! A murmur goes through the jury. JOHNNIE COCHRAN (contâd) But MORE importantly, you have to ask yourself âWhat does this have to do with this caseâ? NOTHING. Ladies and gentlemen it has NOTHING to do with this case. IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. Now Cochran paces in front of the jury. JOHNNIE COCHRAN (contâd) Look at me, Iâm a lawyer defending a major record company and Iâm talking about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I AM NOT MAKING ANY SENSE! NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE. Now he pauses. JOHNNIE COCHRAN (contâd) And so you have to remember, when youâre in that jury room deliberatin and conjugatin the emancipation proclamation -- Does it make sense? No. Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does NOT MAKE SENSE. If Chewbacca lives on Endor YOU MUST ACQUIT. The defense rests. Cochran returns to his seat. JUDGE O...kay then. INT. CARTMANâS HOUSE - DAY The boys are still watching TV on the couch. CARTMAN Wow... heâs good. EXT. SOUTH PARK COURTHOUSE - DAY A newsreporter is standing on the courthouse steps with a microphone. On the TV we see images of artists renderings from the case. NEWS REPORTER In a teary eyed courtroom, Johnnie Cochran has just finished his closing arguments. And as was anticipated, he did use the Chewbacca defense. Whether or not it worked, is up to the jury to decide. INT. COURTROOM - DAY The judge is reading the verdict. The courtroom is silent. JUDGE How find you the jury. JURYGUY We find the defendant, Jerome Chef McElroy... GUILTY as charged. The people in the courtroom gasp. KYLEâS DAD Whoops. CHEF Whoops!? JUDGE Mr. Chef, you have been found guilty of Harassing a major record label. The full fee of $2 million will be handed over within 24 hours. CHEF Do I look like I have $2 million?! JUDGE Well, you have 24 hours to find it, or else youâll have to go to jail... For 8 million YEARS!!! Dramatic MUSIC sting. Chefâs jaw drops. The foreman walks over and whispers in the judges ear. FOREMAN (Whispering) Itâs actually for four years. JUDGE Oh, sorry. Youâll go to jail for 4 years. Chef plops down in his seat. CHEF This canât be happening! INT. CARTMANâS HOUSE - DAY The boys are all open mouthed on Cartmanâs couch. STAN Oh no, dude. Chefâs gonna go to jail.
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