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 this is the tale of a man whose lineage was older than kingdoms, but the ward clerk hit ‘default’ on the tribal dropdown. [Verse 1] Oh I walked into the patriarch’s with family charts in hand, A lineage run from David’s line as ancient as the land. I said, “Here’s my fathers, clear as day, from generations past!” He said, “That’s nice, but Ephraim, lad, is what the Spirit cast.” [Chorus – Pub Chant] From David to Ephraim, by admin mistake, A royal line forgotten for simplicity’s sake! You can show them all your genealogy’s proof, But they’ll choose the tribe that fits the handbook’s groove! Oh House of David might be true and fine But Ephraim’s the checkbox on the ward’s design! [Verse 2] I said, “But patriarch, I’ve evidence, the records don’t conflict— A thousand years of lineage the prophets would predict.” He smiled and tapped his little form, said, “Son, don’t be uptight
 Ephraim’s just easier to file, so that’s your tribal right.” [Chorus] From David to Ephraim, with a wink and a shrug, Your ancient bloodline canceled by a paper-push bug! Oh the Spirit’s whisper sounds a lot like ‘meh,’ when every convert’s Ephraim by default anyway! Yes King David’s throne may claim your kin But the ward says Ephraim, so Ephraim you’ve been! [Bridge – Spoken over fiddle] “Now brother, don’t question revelation. Even if your entire ancestry says otherwise
 the ward software has spoken.” [Verse 3] So here’s to tribal lineage decided by good cheer, For Judah, Dan, and Manasseh never seem to reappear. But Ephraim’s like a membership card— they hand it out with glee, For the Spirit loves efficiency, and paperwork agrees. [Final Chorus – Full Pub Ruckus]From David to Ephraim, ah what a sight— A royal bloodline overwritten overnight! Let the scribes of old go laugh in their graves, for the patriarch swapped tribes with a click he saves! Oh ancient kings may crown your line— But Ephraim’s the checkbox, so Ephraim’s fine!

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