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Lads⊠this is the tale of a man whose lineage was older than kingdoms, but the ward clerk hit âdefaultâ on the tribal dropdown. [Verse 1] Oh I walked into the patriarchâs with family charts in hand, A lineage run from Davidâs line as ancient as the land. I said, âHereâs my fathers, clear as day, from generations past!â He said, âThatâs nice, but Ephraim, lad, is what the Spirit cast.â [Chorus â Pub Chant] From David to Ephraim, by admin mistake, A royal line forgotten for simplicityâs sake! You can show them all your genealogyâs proof, But theyâll choose the tribe that fits the handbookâs groove! Oh House of David might be true and fine But Ephraimâs the checkbox on the wardâs design! [Verse 2] I said, âBut patriarch, Iâve evidence, the records donât conflictâ A thousand years of lineage the prophets would predict.â He smiled and tapped his little form, said, âSon, donât be uptight⊠Ephraimâs just easier to file, so thatâs your tribal right.â [Chorus] From David to Ephraim, with a wink and a shrug, Your ancient bloodline canceled by a paper-push bug! Oh the Spiritâs whisper sounds a lot like âmeh,â when every convertâs Ephraim by default anyway! Yes King Davidâs throne may claim your kin But the ward says Ephraim, so Ephraim youâve been! [Bridge â Spoken over fiddle] âNow brother, donât question revelation. Even if your entire ancestry says otherwise⊠the ward software has spoken.â [Verse 3] So hereâs to tribal lineage decided by good cheer, For Judah, Dan, and Manasseh never seem to reappear. But Ephraimâs like a membership cardâ they hand it out with glee, For the Spirit loves efficiency, and paperwork agrees. [Final Chorus â Full Pub Ruckus]From David to Ephraim, ah what a sightâ A royal bloodline overwritten overnight! Let the scribes of old go laugh in their graves, for the patriarch swapped tribes with a click he saves! Oh ancient kings may crown your lineâ But Ephraimâs the checkbox, so Ephraimâs fine!
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