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Cartman tries to get diagnosed, while Kyle and Wendy discuss Stan's attitude. "Ass Burgers" S15 Subscribe to South Park: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7R27sAWc_DqOldtI1JcYhQ?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more South Park: https://www.youtube.com/southpark About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/southpark Twitter: https://twitter.com/southpark Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/southpark #SouthPark #SouthParkS15 INT. CARTMAN'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - DAY Cartman is standing on a box at the stove, holding a spatula and cooking burgers. CARTMAN Turn on your heartlight... Let it shine wherever you go... Let it make a happy glow... EXT. NURSE'S OFFICE - DAY Cartman walks up to the nurse's office and clears his throat before entering. INT. NURSE'S OFFICE - DAY Cartman come in, melodramatically, overacting sick and moving slowly. The nurse-- a new lady not the fetus chick- stands by the examination table. CARTMAN Ugh... hahghgh... Cartman climbs on to the nurse's table. NURSE Eric, what is it this time? CARTMAN Fever... Light... Light headedness... The nurse checks his eyes and ears with her doctor's light. CARTMAN I don't know what's wrong with me. NURSE You don't feel warm... CARTMAN Oh that's a relief. I thought maybe I had a fever but I- ugh... Oh my bunz! There's a sharp pain in my bunz! NURSE Can you lay on your stomach? CARTMAN I'll try, I'll try. Cartman gets on his stomach and the nurse reaches in his pants- NURSE What the-- She pulls a paper-wrapped hamburger out of Cartman's pants NURSE What is this a hamburger? CARTMAN (looking at camera) A WHAT? The nurse pulls three more burgers out of Cartman's pants. She unwraps another and smells it. NURSE Why are there hamburgers in your underwear? CARTMAN Are you SERIOUS? How could there be-- OH MY GOD! You're saying I have ASS BURGERS?! The nurse takes out four more burgers as the paper wrappers CRUMPLE. NURSE This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something? CARTMAN What are you TALKING about?! I got vaccinated from the school and NOW CLEARLY I have ass burgers! NURSE Very funny. CARTMAN Well I'm glad YOU think ass burgers is funny! Just note my condition on your records there. NURSE Get out of my office. INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY - DAY Kyle is putting things away in his locker, standing side view. Wendy walks up to him holding her trapper keeper to her chest. WENDY Hey Kyle... Have you heard anything at all from Stan? KYLE I've tried, Wendy. I've called him, I've been to his house. But since his diagnoses all he's done is gotten worse. WENDY I don't know what to do. It's like he's completely turned off. Cut to a wider shot with two nerdy boys in the foreground NERDY KID Those two should just screw and get it over with. NERDY KID 2 Yeahhhh.... Back to Kyle and Wendy. KYLE I can't keep doing it, Wendy. I know he has an illness but, God damn. It's like being around a black hole that just sucks the life out of everything. WENDY Look, maybe what we should do is all go over to his house TOGETHER. And that way we could- Kyle closes his locker and dramatically steps forward, walking away from Wendy in the background. KYLE No, I CAN'T Wendy. All his negativity is starting to make ME depressed. I have to let him go. And Whatever happens next I'm going to EMBRACE, with a totally POSITIVE ATTITUDE. Cartman comes up the hallway holding his pile of burgers. CARTMAN God damn stupid school nurse! Heartless bitch! KYLE What's the matter, dude? CARTMAN I spent all morning making hamburgers for NOTHING, that's what's the matter! KYLE You made hamburgers? That's awesome! I'd love one! Kyle unwraps a burger and takes a bite. KYLE (mouth full) Wow! This is really good Cartman! CARTMAN Really? KYLE Yeah! Hey Riley! Try this hamburger! Cartman MADE them himself! Riley eats some. RILEY Wow, what IS that? KYLE Seriously Cartman, you could make MONEY with these! CARTMAN Gee, thanks Kyle!

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