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At a glance

Subscribers

Last 29 days

6.10K

-10 (-0.2%)

Views

Last 29 days

134K

+72 (+0.1%)

Videos

Last 29 days

58

— No change

Charts

Subscribers, views & videos over time

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Subscribers gained (weekly) · 6 mo

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Views gained (weekly) · 6 mo

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Subs milestone changes (up to 30)

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Views milestone changes (up to 30)

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Engagement

Avg. views per video

2.31K

Total views ÷ total videos

Views per subscriber

22×

Total views ÷ subscribers

Subs per video

105

Subscribers ÷ total videos

Revenue estimate

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Total (all-time): $94 – $269

Daily avg.: $0 – $0

Weekly avg.: $0 – $0

Last 29 days: $0 – $0

Based on estimated $0.7–$2 CPM.

Analytics tables

Analytics Table:I Can't Even News

Date
subscribers
views
videos
Jun 14, 2026
Jun 14
Sun
6.10K
--
134K
+13
58
--
Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1
Mon
6.10K
--
134K
+29
58
--
May 25, 2026
May 25
Mon
6.10K
--
134K
+13
58
--
May 18, 2026
May 18
Mon
6.10K
-10
134K
+15
58
--
May 11, 2026
May 11
Mon
6.11K
--
134K
+23
58
--
May 4, 2026
May 4
Mon
6.11K
--
134K
+13
58
--
Apr 27, 2026
Apr 27
Mon
6.11K
--
134K
+14
58
--
Apr 20, 2026
Apr 20
Mon
6.11K
--
134K
+20
58
--
Apr 13, 2026
Apr 13
Mon
6.11K
--
134K
+25
58
--
Apr 6, 2026
Apr 6
Mon
6.11K
--
134K
--
58
--

Subscribers gained (weekly)

WeekSubscribers gainedChange vs prev
Dec 1, 2025
-11
-10
Dec 8, 2025
0
+10
Dec 15, 2025
0
--
Dec 22, 2025
0
--
Dec 29, 2025
0
--
Jan 1, 2026
0
--
Jan 5, 2026
0
--
Jan 12, 2026
-11
-10
Jan 19, 2026
0
+10
Jan 26, 2026
0
--
Feb 2, 2026
0
--
Feb 9, 2026
0
--
Feb 16, 2026
-21
-20
Feb 23, 2026
0
+20
Mar 2, 2026
0
--
Mar 9, 2026
0
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Views gained (weekly)

WeekViews gainedChange vs prev
Dec 1, 2025
47
+47
Dec 8, 2025
20
-27
Dec 15, 2025
32
+12
Dec 22, 2025
1.08K
+1.05K
Dec 29, 2025
17
-1.06K
Jan 1, 2026
16
-1
Jan 5, 2026
27
+11
Jan 12, 2026
15
-12
Jan 19, 2026
16
+1
Jan 26, 2026
26
+10
Feb 2, 2026
30
+4
Feb 9, 2026
37
+7
Feb 16, 2026
619
+582
Feb 23, 2026
63
-556
Mar 2, 2026
37
-26
Mar 9, 2026
44
+7

About

Welcome to 'I Can't Even News', bringing you the latest happenings that are definitely made up. "I don't make the news, I just think it up and write it down" - T.L. Hirsch

Handle
@icantevennews
Joined
March 14, 2015

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