When I found out the villain was a merman who cried pearls, I fished the pregnancy test I'd thrown
Published February 2, 2026
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When I found out the villain was a merman who cried pearls, I fished the pregnancy test I'd thrown out of the trash.Then I went to the roof."So, uh, how many do you mermen have at once? And do they eat fish food or formula?" Declan, who had been in the middle of a dramatic suicide attempt, slipped and nearly plu…
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