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The News Stories You Should Probably Stop Reading

United StatesPublished October 19, 2026

Views 46.3K  |  Likes 1.82K  |  Comments 122
Views#13,786,967Global
Views#2,602,593United States

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Ascension PresentsAscension Presents
1.36M subs•2.29K videos•Sep 2014

Based on an estimated $0.7–$2 CPM, this video's 46.3K views translate to an estimated $32 – $93 in lifetime ad revenue.

Revenue estimate

Based on an estimated $0.7–$2CPM (revenue per 1,000 views) — a rough public estimate, not actual creator earnings, which depend on ad rates, audience geography, and monetization settings YouTube doesn't expose publicly.

Total (all-time)$32 – $93