Doggie Explains How to Make a Black Hole (Satire)
Published March 14, 2026
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Step one — pile all your responsibilities into one spot. Gravity will do the rest. 🐾🕳️ Step two — stare at it long enough until time feels weird. That’s science. Step three — add one sock from the dryer. Instant mass increase. 🧦 Step four — call it a “productivity vortex” and walk away slowly. Bonus move? If it star…
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