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Please Stop Putting Functions In Your Database

United StatesPublished January 4, 2024

Views 70.8K  |  Likes 1.48K  |  Comments 323
Views#13,600,394Global
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579K subs•1.2K videos•Jan 2007

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Views

70,801

Likes

1,480

Comments

323

Performance vs. channel

All-time outlier score

Engagement rate

Revenue estimate

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Total (all-time): $50 – $142

Based on estimated $0.7–$2 CPM.

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Stored procedures are one of those things that sound really good on paper and end up being...much less good. Check out my Twitch, Twitter, Discord more at https://t3.gg S/O Ph4se0n3 for the awesome edit 🙏

Published
January 4, 2024
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How Please Stop Putting Functions In Your Database is doing

It has 70.8K views in total. It ranks #13,600,394 among tracked YouTube videos by views.

Key facts about Please Stop Putting Functions In Your Database

Total views
70.8K
Total likes
1.48K
Total comments
323
Published
January 4, 2024
Global rank by views
#13,600,394

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